lil-mizz-jaye:
>Install
>Run
>Crash
>Run
>Crash
>500 attempted solutions later
>Run
>Works
>Horrible framerate
>Download framerate fix
>Mouse control is awful
>Download mouse control fix
>Alright this shit’s awesome now, let’s fucking do—
>Click
>Game minimizes
>”Wat?”
…
it actually isn’t a shitty port
it’s surprisingly not that intensive as you’d think. Just like on the console, it gets framey in some areas. dont use the mouse controls, the keyboard controls actually work amazingly once you tweak them a bit. i only needed to fiddle wit the camera settings and move block to alt and two handed to z and once i got used to it it was good to go.
lil-mizz-jaye:
>I died
>I picked Infiltrator
>I died
>I died
>I died
>I found my stealth button
>I guess you can’t stealth before you leave your safe-zone, you gotta stealth -after- you do. Okay, so I run out of the safe portal and I died.
>I died
>I died
>I died
>I found some guy…
i pick the sniper of NC…
i die
i die
5 fps is a slideshow
i die
i get a MAX suit
i kill a plane
i die
i get in a plane
i spend the next 10 mins being chased by 5 other planes, somehow not getting shot down with 5 fps
i die
i quit because i don’t like slideshows
aesawinterfell:
cardigan-poni:
epicbroniestime:
Derpy recolor; fuckyou hasbro; fuckyou hub; fuckyou apple
I hate to be that guy who ruins the fun but tis not a Derpy recolor; it’s actually Raindrops who was around before Derpy if I remember correctly.
you guys do realize that most background characters are just other background characters recolored…
aesa-winterfell:
datcatwhatcameback:
liverquiver:
maybe i would eat that baby you don’t know my life
I would totally eat that baby. Seriously. If I was eating a sandwich wrap and enjoying it, and somebody said, “that is human baby meat!” My only question would be, “was it fully cooked?”
And then upon a yes I would continue to eat baby meat.
Provided it’s the only human meat you eat for some time, I don’t think you’ll suffer from any lingering effects. Well aside from the moral issues but that’s a whole different story.
if it tasted fucking delicious of course
we’re people
people eat what’s fucking delicious regardless of any morales
